i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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