i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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