ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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