It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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