If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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