Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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