I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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