Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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