this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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