You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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