69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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