Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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