she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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