sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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