i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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