i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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