i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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