So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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