sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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