thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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