singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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