we have pet lesbian snakes
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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