Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I want her autograph on my taint
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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