How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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