we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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