doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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