Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
