Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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