I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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