The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize