Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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