If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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