Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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