U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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