Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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