Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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