There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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