Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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