i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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