We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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