Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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