My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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