I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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