Dual....:-)
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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