my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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