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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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