Got a toothbrush?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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