Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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