So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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