I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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