why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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