whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We have started to decorate penises.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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