KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I smell like Dick and happiness
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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