yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
accomplished twins. life is a go
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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