In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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