how can u be prego again
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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